When you smell the dank in public and don’t know from where.
"Why are you crying?"
"My country was scored on in the World Cup; a lot of people are sad."
"What a shame… mine was bombed; a lot of people are dead."
"WAHHHHH, but you didn’t have the whole world watching!"
When I was a kid, I used to be so frightened of retracting measuring tape because it was so loud, metal, and threatening. Now it still makes me nervous but I do my best to look bad ass while doing it.